Threat Identification Chart: A guide to musical instruments
Threat Identification Chart: A guide to musical instruments
Low flying saxophone. Do not pick one of these up, they are liable to explode and spray shattered egos everywhere
Incomplete drumkit. Complete drumkit is a mythical concept, apparently. Barely adequate for the average drummer, often ruined by the use of drumsticks. Extra carpet required for M Hirsh esq.
Eclectic guitar. This is perfect in every way, especially as it doesn’t have a lead.
Two handed piano. This instrument has 88 keys – a lot of choices, all of them wrong.
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